Mission

Walk through your home and give a guided museum tour of five ordinary objects as priceless artifacts.

Bonus Objective

Use your most pretentious art critic voice.

Mission

Hold a mock trial for the nearest plant. Appoint yourself judge and deliver a dramatic verdict.

Bonus Objective

Write the verdict in one sentence of legal nonsense.

Mission

Hold a mock trial for the nearest book. Appoint yourself judge and deliver a dramatic verdict.

Bonus Objective

Write the verdict in one sentence of legal nonsense.

Mission

Hold a mock trial for the nearest shoe. Appoint yourself judge and deliver a dramatic verdict.

Bonus Objective

Write the verdict in one sentence of legal nonsense.