Mission

Buy a snack you have never tried before and review it like you are a food critic with no qualifications.

Bonus Objective

Convince one person that the snack is either elite or criminal.

Mission

Observe pigeons from a respectful distance and narrate their meeting like a fantasy council session.

Bonus Objective

Assign each pigeon a noble title.

Mission

Find a busy corner and pitch a ridiculous movie plot based on what you see in 60 seconds.

Bonus Objective

Cast one stranger-looking passerby as the villain (silently, in your notes only).

Mission

Narrate the next hour of your life as if it were a nature documentary movie trailer.

Bonus Objective

Record a 15-second voice memo of your best trailer line.